October 2011
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March 2011
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okay, abandonment
in case you’z noticed. i am never on this tumblr. well i made another one. idk why. i just felt like it.
ivyasmith.tumblr.com
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February 2011
151 posts
I feel for him, so I write a deeply romantic and charming note. Not saying anything intensely serious or profound, but with the kindest intentions and thoughts. I used babelfish.com to send it to him in entirely Japanese so he can’t decode what I’m saying. Oh I translated back and it is very, very confusing! I don’t know, I want to be cryptic! I am probably going to really...
“There’s a race between my mind and my heart- and I can’t tell...”
– ivy smith
One day I’ll get what I deserve, and that’ll be a good day… and for now I’ll just pass times with cancer and booze. But one day it’ll even out, and I won’t have to be numb.
pretend
pretending this V8 is blood, makes me tingly and happy
>:D
Mmmm, I can’t wait to see my valentine!
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dark pretty red hair! :) ivy is poison ivy, always! >:D been having such a good weekend. la de da…
need a hair cut sooo bad! i would look so supa kawaii with bangs ~
and that self opinion sank a little, like the ship that sailed our bullshit
aw im so insecure. weight and scars. i feel trapped in this. i cant wait to shed off some pounds and tan. maybe a good tan will fix my skin. sighhh. i feel so insecure i hate s it always
weird wednesday
first we hear a first person narrative of a shooting witness from today. then we see some kid on a bike pedaling from a crazy man with a cane. THEN we see a car accident 5 minutes later! oh and then i had to quit my job i’ve never quit a job before you think abandoning responsibilites would be my forte! i hung out with my ladies, and we smoked with my dogs. who ended up bailing on me &...
zydrate comes in a little glass vial
and the little glass vial goes into the gun like battery. and the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy and when the gun goes off, it sparks and you’re ready for surgery.
